Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Porn to the Rescue!

The Assembly is in Session... It is Boring... What do you do? Pornography to the rescue!!!

This is a short post to thank our media for reporting this piece of news. This is definitely one of the funniest front-page news in recent times. I just opened the morning paper and fell off the chair laughing.


It is really unbelievable, what "bored" ministers do during boring assembly sessions. I mean, they were only discussing the serious drought conditions in the State! What is new in that? Right?



According to me, this news is nothing but funny (not if you are one of the ministers' family - Sorry Papa is a perv!). And it is even more funny that the ministers kept looking back up at the media gallery while the "crime" was in motion. So they knew what they were doing is wrong, didn't they?


But I am quite relieved to be reading such news, to be honest! For once, the newspaper was actually fun, right from the main page. I mean, c'mon, this is not as bad as swindling off bazillions of money or even murders and bomb blasts. We know all ministers (and now scientists - I apologize - that is not proved yet!) have atleast one scam to their credit. So, this according to me, is refreshing. It is embarrassing, yes, but it is not that bad.

Come on media, cut us common folk some slack and publish more such "breaking news", so that we can start our day by falling of the chair in the morning clutching our stomach (from laughing too much, I mean) rather than our heart!

Note to the cameraman who brought this to us: Kudos, man! Just take care of your life. Cos', you know, if they find out who you are, you are a dead man! :P Occupational hazard, I guess!

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